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Sep. 11th, 2005 @ 03:11 pm
HAHAHAHA, you guys, run, quick, and check it out. My LJ is now complete with a (pretty generic) cypher. So go contribute if you feel like it or simply laugh at our crazy coolness for flowing about how big our penises are and whatnot.

Anyone Remember? May. 2nd, 2005 @ 12:51 am
Anyone remember all of that stuff from our squandered childhood?
Were you so busy snorting glue that everything before you were 12 is an organic solvent induced haze?
Well...Heres a little refresher course on the tattered thoughts and memories still remaining from mymost early years:

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Fraggle Rock
G.I. Joe
Peewee's Fun House -- That was the first show I ever watched...It was like baby-crack!

Are You Afraid of the Dark?
Secret World of Alex Mack
Nightmare Before Christmas
Welcome Freshman
Space Cases -- Oh noes! Look out for t3h Wooormhole!!!
The Muppet Show
Muppet Babies
Eureka's Castle
Salute Your Shorts
Legends of the Hidden Temple -- Olmec was the best co-host EVAR!!
You Can't Do That On Television
What Would You Do?
Double Dare
Rocko's Modern Life
All That
Ren and Stimpy -- I wonder what todays parents would think of THAT show! XD
Clarissa Explains It All -- Ferguson was my hero <3
The Torklesons
Pete and Pete
Stick Stickley
Angry Beavers -- Every time I think of this show, I think of that crazy autistic kid beating up Jared in 8th grade because Jared said "Angry Beavers SUCK!"

AAH! Real Monsters
Tiny Toons
Pinky and the Brain
The Babysitter's Club
Gullah Gullah Island
Richard Scarry
Dumbo's Circus
Ocean Girl
Mystery Files of Shelby Woo
Snick Snacks
Koala Yummies
Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego?
Nick Magazine
The Goonies
Ernest Movies
Radio Flyer
Disney Watchers
Adventures in Wonderland
Homeward Bound
The Adventures of Yellow Dog
Milo and Otis
Neverending Story
Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
Labyrinth The greatest computer game ever
101 Dalmatians
The Secret Garden
Pete's Dragon
Hocus Pocus
Secret of Roan Inish
Land Before Time
Dinosaurs -- That show was freaking awesome!
Fern Gully
Secret of NIMH
Gummi Bears
Care Bears
A Little Princess
My Little Pony
Black Beauty
Rainbow Brite
Lady Lovely Locks
Don't Wake Daddy!
Mousetrap -- I loooved this game :D
Jenga -- still got it!
Don't Break the Ice -- still got that too!
Hungry Hungry Hippos
Cooties -- Don't those come in out new Wendy's Kids Meals?
Tinker Toys
The castles that made tea sets
Polly Pocket
Lite Brite -- I think my old one is still at my old house XD
Sky Dancers
Stirrup Pants
Saddle Shoes
Beanie Babies
Choose Your Own Adventure -- I died EVERY TIME! >:(
Pogs -- Haha! I still have mine!
Magic Attic Club
American Girl
Island of the Blue Dolphin
Saved By The Bell
Full House
Step By Step
Sabrina, the Teenage Witch
Boy Meets World
Mork and Mindy -- "OH NO! I lost my marbles! You're a MEAN MOOSE!" Image hosted by Photobucket.com
Eerie, Indiana
Third Rock From The Sun
Tracey Ullman Show
Uncle Buck
Growing Pains
Family Ties
Felix The Cat: The Movie -- That movie was trippy as fuck.
Home Improvement
Tom and Huck
My Brother and Me
Kenan and Kel -- Awwww...De' He goes!
Inspector Gadget
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Power Rangers
Hot Wheels
Creepy Crawlers -- Somewhere on this planet there are 250 billion of my discarded "creations"

Easy Bake Oven
Flower Making Kitsa
Weinerville -- YAYYY! I LOVED THAT SHOW!
Wild and Crazy Kids
Playdough McDonald's Sets
Rainbow Fish
The Magic Schoolbus
Millions and Billions and Trillions of Kittens!
Fuzzy Wuzzy
If You Give A Mouse A Cookie
Bailey School Kids
Wayside School
Mrs. Piggle Wiggle
Boxcar Kids -- Those were like the first real books I ever read
Ramona Quimby
Amber Brown
Pig In A Jig -- God...I HATED THAT BOOK!!!
Roald Dahl
Allegra's Window
3-2-1 Contact
Valence:: anxiousNostalgic

Creamy Cinema Goodness May. 1st, 2005 @ 11:38 pm
As Inspector Gadget would say: "Wowzers!"

There are some truly bonerific movies on the horizon.


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Apr. 19th, 2005 @ 05:41 pm


I hear us Catholics have a new pope. I also hear he's German. He's going to lead us in a glorious conquest to rid the world of...


Valence:: UTINI!

Apr. 7th, 2005 @ 10:08 pm

Just a reminder to all CWC members partaking in tomorrows "Operation Vinie Vinie Vinegar," it's still on and it hould proceed sometime after track practice is over.

Apr. 6th, 2005 @ 10:52 pm
One day I want to direct a porno set in WWII and call it "Battle of the Bulge"

Apr. 6th, 2005 @ 10:45 pm
So, Double-D just told me how much he loves to take big black cocks in his ass!
He also explained to me that he sometimes gets a boner when he thinks about his sister.
As if that wasn't bad enough, before he goes too bed every night he jerks off Bentley....with his mouth!

What a freak!
Valence:: blank...........
Activation Level:: z0mg! PWNT!!!1!

Paintballs and Eggs Mar. 31st, 2005 @ 12:49 am
So, after we nailed Trevor's car with eggs in retaliation for him and kura drawing soap penises on ice's car apparently some cocksuckers wanted to escalate this shit. Me, Ice, kura, and peso came home from some late-night fun to find my brother's car egged, soaped and tp'd...and the tire-cover stolen. My brother stayed home to camp out with his pb gun, while Me, kura, peso, and mini made a supplies run for eggs, vinegar, and paintballs.

We recieved an anonymous tip that Ricky and Jordan were involved, so we sped over to their house. We were nearing his house when we spotted their car with it's lights on. We did a 180, but lost sight of them after nailing Ricky's house with paintballs. Circling around we spotted Jordan and the back-stabbing bitch Danielle running on the sidewalk.

We slowed down and they launched a volley of eggs at peso's car, even fucking up the interior. I countered with a burst of paintballs into Danielles back! Peso leaped out of the car screaming obcenities and death-threats at Jordan, who ran like a little bitch behind some houses. Since peso was fucking our shit up by leaving the vehicle, i started to chase him and Jordan down. I saw Jordan double-back and I launched a dozen paintballs at his back, but I dunno if any hit in the dark.

We were running back to the car and found some old guy in just pink heart boxers shouting at Kura about a paintball on his truck. As I walked over, a red mustang screeched to a halt right in front of me, and a screaming kid got out. I coulden't even tell who was pissed, but I pulled out my knife when he started screaming about a fight! Kura ran over, and got between us, and I saw that the mysterious cum-catcher was none other than Ricky! I put away my knife and Kura cleaned the shit off the guys truck as I tossed the pb gun back into the car. I walked back over to talk to the angry neighbor, and Ricky's fucking mom is screaming at peso about waking her sleeping inbred brats...then she left-hooks him in the fucking head!

I'm trying my best to to burst out laughing about peso taking that hit from that fucking whore, when ricky starts talking shit again! He was whining something about cops and kicking my ass (pbbbbh!). I was BEGGING for his ass to throw a punch! Give me a fucking excuse faggot!
Of course Ricky being the leaky little pussy that he is refused to do shit even when I stared his ass down. All talk and no fucking walk...what a bitch. I hope he reads this and then wants a REAL fucking fight! Because I won't start shit, but I'll sure as HELL finish it!


There IS more to tell, especially regarding the aforementioned late-night fun (No not THAT find of fun you silly gooses), but I feel that it could potentially comprimise my currently un-prosecutable status. Especially with Danielle reading this...whore......
Valence:: bitchysatisfyingly pissed
Activation Level:: GM_Yithkak - I NAILED your asses BITCHES!

Mar. 19th, 2005 @ 10:26 pm
Ahahahaha, I love you man. You know, in a non-gay way. lol. But yeah, you have to take me along with you on one of these expiditions and show me what exactly you're doing. I should have turned you lose on our food-sealer thing. Of course, that was too much of a beauty for me to pass up so I took it apart myself. It was interesting but I didn't "get" a lot of it. Of course I'm far too lazy to mark any connections that I sever (not that there were a lot) so if I wanted to hook it back up it wouldn't work. Oh! And I have a question. Okay, so, batteries. How the hell do they work? I mean, if I attach a wire to one side, and another wire to another side, and the wires are attached to a small lightbulb, why doesn't it light up? I know I did something like that in elementary school. I'm probably just missing some important component; the quintessential component of the battery-lightbulb system. I wanted to make a little "trophy" symbolising that I had taken the thing apart out of one of the little lightbulbs in it and a battery but it didn't work. Help me out with all of your vast wisdom!

Hot bacon and hot women...everything a body needs! Mar. 19th, 2005 @ 02:37 pm
I was out walking the dogs when I spied with my little eye something out of place. An enormous toilet sitting on the curb.
I decided to take a closer look, but the toilet was not what interested me. Sitting behind the toilet was a beautiful 3/4 HP garbage disposal!
A ganked it and continued my walk only to discover MORE treasures! Someone fool had left out a c.1960 home trash compacter!
Obviously it was much too heavy to take on a walk, but I vowed to return and claim by precious booty! Yar! The feared 'Trash Pirate' I be!
When I got me crew back ta port, I sets out on me own in the fearsome warship "The Red Dragon" to plunder till me hearts content!
Me first sorry victim were the aforementioned compactor. Infertunately for her she turned out ter be in worse shape than Buda's vagina! *shudder*
I sent her down ter visit Davy Jones and sailed along till I happn'd ter pass a lovely box of flourescent lights! They be makin' fearsome weapons in tha hands of a trained swordsman! I snatched every one and left behind no survivours. Yar!

Listen close me hearties, fer the finest be yet ter come!

As I were headin back to port, heavy with stolen booty, I spots somethin a glistenin' in tha waves! I pulls me vessel astern and lo and behold...I finds me a mint-condition microwave!
A more beautiful sight I harldly seen...It made this old bloodthirsty trashman's eyes tear up, she were so lovely...yar...

Whan I got home I ripped the top off the Garbage Disposal and cleaned out all of the crusty junk with steel wool till it shined. What was left was a perfect condition 3/4 HP electric motor with a spinning plate bolted to the shaft. When junk was thrown onto the rapidly spinning bladed plate it was ejected at high speed on a ray which was tangent to the point of entry.

The most difficult task was removing the cyclotron from the microwave.
After sawing off the non-removable bolts and removing the metal siding I was still left with the task of deciphering the tangled mess of wires and circuitry inside the machine. It took me a good hour to grasp the gist of what I needed to do to remove the cyclotron and all of the essential components. The extraction itself took about another hour and a half, since I had to label connections and proceed extremely carefully in order not to damage any essential wiring. After removing the entire "guts" of the microwave and discarding the shell, I still had to cut out the portions of the microwave frame that I would use to support the now freed components.

After cutting out a frame, I was left with an unwired cyclotron/cooling fan apparatus, and an enormous transformer linked to a similarly enormous capacitor.
Re-wiring the whole setup was fairly simple. I kept the original cyclotron/capacitor wiring, but fed the main power directly into the transformer, bypassing the whole mess of buttons and timing circuitry. I also rigged it to power the cooling fan as long as the device is plugged in, and the cyclotron to run at the push of a button.

I haven't plugged it in yet, as I have yet to construct some shielding to protect my balls from impotency-inducing microwaves.
Ya never know...one day one of my rape-victims might decide thay want to have my baby :?)

Not to mention that i want to keep my boys healthy for BACON WHORES!!!
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It's got BACON! And as if THAT wasn't enough...It's got TITS TOO!!!
*sniff* God bless America!
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